Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe T-Shirt

This darkly funny cross-stitch-inspired tee features the phrase “Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe” surrounded by gothic floral details, skulls, and vintage embroidery-style artwork.

It’s the perfect blend of mental health humor, spooky cottagecore vibes, and sarcastic truth-telling for anyone tired of believing every anxious thought.

🖤 Why You’ll Love It

• Funny anxiety and overthinking humor
• Vintage cross-stitch inspired artwork
• Gothic floral and skull design
• Soft, comfortable unisex fit
• Great conversation starter
• Perfect for spooky season and year-round wear
• Thoughtful gift for friends who appreciate dark humor

👕 Shirt Features

• Comfort Colors - Yes we have good taste

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